Nita Ambani Doing (Olympics) Things

If you don’t believe me, this compilation should help.
Bloody haters. <insert very very very angry emoji here>
Nita Ambani after completing the gruelling 26 miles in the women’s marathon. The car in which she was travelling came first.

Nita Ambani after completing the gruelling 26 miles in the women’s marathon. The car in which she was travelling came first.

Nita Ambani exchanging notes with one of the fastest runners of India at the opening ceremony.

Nita Ambani exchanging notes with one of the fastest runners of India at the opening ceremony.

Nita Ambani getting her picture clicked outside her games village outside the games village.

Nita Ambani getting her picture clicked outside her games village.

Nita Ambani waving at the Indian contingent at the games. Only the owners were allowed in the dugout.

Nita Ambani waving at the Indian contingent at the games. Only the owners were allowed in the dugout.

Nita Ambani reacting with disbelief on being told that she came first, second and third in the 100 m sprint.

Nita Ambani reacting with disbelief on being told that she came first, second and third in the 100 m sprint.

Nita Ambani entering the Badminton court for the women’s singles finals.

Nita Ambani entering the Badminton court for the women’s singles finals.

Nita Ambani proudly posing with the Olympic torch.

Nita Ambani proudly posing with the Olympic torch.

Nita Ambani playing water polo.

Nita Ambani playing water polo.

Nita Ambani standing at the podium after winning the gold in women’s individual fencing competition.

Nita Ambani standing at the podium after winning the gold in women’s individual fencing competition.

Nita Ambani displaying her perfect moves during the synchronised swimming finale.

Nita Ambani displaying her perfect moves during the synchronised swimming finale.

Nita Ambani taking a selfie with her Brazilian chauffeur and tour guide at the Olympics.

Nita Ambani taking a selfie with her Brazilian chauffeur and tour guide at the Olympics.

Nita Ambani flying back to her village temple to get Mataji’s blessings just before the Taekwondo finale in which she would come first.

Nita Ambani flying back to her village temple to get Mataji’s blessings just before the Taekwondo finale in which she would come first.

Nita Ambani showcasing one of her hard earned gold medals.

Nita Ambani showcasing one of her hard earned gold medals.

Nita Ambani sharing a joke with Tanmay Bhatt at the closing ceremony.

Nita Ambani sharing a joke with Tanmay Bhatt at the closing ceremony.

Nita Ambani catching up with the other officials of the Indian contingent.

Nita Ambani catching up with the other officials of the Indian contingent.

Nita Ambani distributing the silver and bronze medals. She won the gold.

Nita Ambani distributing the silver and bronze medals. She won the gold.

Nita Ambani carrying authentic Indian soil to be mixed with the soils of all other countries at the games.

Nita Ambani carrying authentic Indian soil to be mixed with the soils of all other countries at the games.

Nita Ambani wearing two of her gold medals on her ears.

Nita Ambani wearing two of her gold medals on her ears.

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Disclaimer

My name is Vaibhav Vishal.
I have been asked to add some sort of a disclaimer here so that I don’t get killed.
Like many other Indians, I am just jealous that Mrs. Ambani has the riches and everything else that comes with it, and I don’t. And that I never will.
I don’t mean any harm or disrespect. Eventually, all of us will end up working for one of the two brothers, so I cannot even afford to mean any harm or disrespect.
I am sorry if this, or everything else in the world, affects your sensibilities and sensitivities. I don’t offend, disrespect, hurt, upset, molest or kill in real life. Most of the time. I am sorry if I have become a different person in the virtual space.
I apologize to you, you, you and you. And I apologize to you, too, the one with an apology of a face. I also apologize to Mithun Chakraborty for Mimoh, America for Trump and the Gau Raksha Dals for their imbecility.
Now please don’t kill me, sirs.

I am @ofnosurnamefame on Twitter, and www.ofnosurnamefame.com otherwise.

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@ofnosurnamefame is my Twitter handle. I decided to name myself thus because I don’t have a surname. Outside of that, my name is Vaibhav Vishal. (See, no surname!) Outside of that, people call me v2 and I respond to the name with complete gusto. It started at MTV where I worked for 10 years. It continued at Red FM. And it has stuck with me. Also, I just cleverly mentioned the fancy places I have worked at. I had fancy designations, too, if such shallow things interest you. They do to me. My present visiting card says Chief Creative Officer, Eros Now, Eros International. Fancy, I know. I write. Or at least I try to write.

3 Comments

  1. GAURAV MAHENDRA
    August 5, 2016
    Reply

    dhente tennon … ttennnon !

  2. Kamlesh Shankar
    August 17, 2016
    Reply

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..There, I laughed so hard for so long, I deserve to be the Kabaddi captain! 😉 Lovely article!

  3. Girish
    August 17, 2016
    Reply

    “Eventually, all of us will end up working for one of the two brothers, ”

    Don’t you mean ‘Owned by’ …?

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