When I was young
I had a band
I used to play Shillong
Smoked a joint
Jammin in the house of the wallangs
Talking about Love and Peace
Listening to Dylan
Oh those were the days
of Mystical Shillong
Scotland of the East, PB, Laitumkhrah, Laban
Now I realise
It was just a big Haflong
Author: Daniel Langthasa
Daniel Langthasa lives in Haflong, DIMA HASAO DISTRICT AUTONOMOUS COUNCIL, Assam and is the member of Digital Suicide
khareedo mera joota,
naam hain PUMA.
Imagine there is no china
No Gobi Manchurian Dry
Only Bhutan above us
All we have is Gobi fry
Imagine the only chinese people
Are the ones living in the North East today
Today I write songs in Haflong Hindi. Haflong Hindi I would like to define is a mixture of Hindi, English, Urdu, Sufi, Bengali, Assamese, Nepali, Manipuri, Punjabi, Bihari, and with few words from different tribes like Zeme, Dimasa, Hmar, Kuki, Biate, Hrangkol, Jaintia and maybe even more which I am not aware of.
Hum Honge Gau Rakshak Bhencho / We Shall be Cow Protectors Sister*****
ORIGINAL NAMAMI BRAHMAPUTRA THEME SONG finally leaked by Mr. India from Haflong
Internet in Nagaland has been banned by the Government.
33% reservation for women is not welcome!
Women can cook, or become a prostitute.
But a woman MLA? NO WAY!
Show me how you swim
Kick a Ball
Your Hands and Legs
When you use them
Just like a slave who’s sold
where do i hide my face?
where do i take admission?
India’s youth are after me!
hey chinky chinky chinky….
Nowadays everyone is talking about Chetan Bhagat,
Everyone knows that he is out of his mind.
when you try to rape and you don’t succeed,
when you try to protest but you are killed,
when you’re forced to lie and the video is leaked,
could it be worse?
the answer my friend is with
dhoni and his gang
the answer is dhoni and his gang!
ELECTION IS COMING! (Song inspired by Imphal Talkies and The Howlers) SHALL WE GO TO MONGON? SHALL WE GO TO MAIBONG? SHALL WE GO TO…
DO ME NO FAVOUR, LET’S PLAY HOLI.
DHONI WAS THE HERO OF THE MATCH LAST NIGHT.
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.
STUDENTS ARE LOCKED UP AND HUNGRY.
LOVE HAPPENED IN TAMIL NADU A BOY AND A GIRL HAD A LOVE MARRIAGE. THEY HACKED HIM TO DEATH, IN THE ROAD. THE GIRL’S FATHER…
SEDITION MEANS “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!”
NO I DON’T WANT TO BE ANOTHER MARTYR.
I DON’T WANT TO BE NINDU LANGTHASA.
NO I DON’T WANT TO BE AN ACTIVIST.
I DON’T WANT TO BE ROHITH VEMULA.
I WANT TO LOOK AT THE SKY AND STARS,
I AM JUST A LOVER AND A SINGER SONGWRITER.
KILL FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU’RE A HERO.
DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU ARE ZERO.
SO WHO WILL MAKE CHANA FOR US?
WHO WILL CLEAN UP OUR MESS?
WHO WILL RUN OUR SHOP?
WHO WILL SEND SUPPLIES?
R.I.P DAVID BOWIE
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Mr. India sings the Hooch Blues of Assam
So have your Assam Tea
Let me drink away my pain