“Mr. Chetan Bhagat, you are a war monger! You should hang yourself until you fucking die!”

Nowadays everyone is talking about Chetan Bhagat,
Everyone knows that he is out of his mind.

Every newspaper is talking about Chetan Bhagat,
Everyone knows that he has gone mad.

You had written a story about love,
A love story between a Punjabi and a Tamilian.
Why are you bullying poor Kashmiri youths now?

Nowadays everyone is talking about Chetan Bhagat.
Everyone knows that he is out of his mind.

If H is equal to 80%,
And M is equal to 20%,
If H has 2 children,
And M has 4 children,
So when will M be greater than H?

What kind of math is this?

Mr. Chetan Bhagat , you are anti-national!
I am H and I am 100% sure now.
Mr. Chetan Bhagat, you are a war monger!
You should hang yourself until you fucking die!

Haha, don’t be a nerd.
That was a joke silly!

Long Live Mother India!